Baby shit.
Posted by hammer on July 20, 2008
Dear Hammer,
Why is baby poop green when all they eat is white formula?
-I Eat Snowman Poop
Dear Snowman poop
Babies do not have as developed livers and
digestive systems as adult humans so that
yellow you are seeing is excess bile. We used to call that color babyshit green.
Just John said
Later, even when their organs are more developed, their shit will turn green whenever they eat (or drink) anything purple. Grape Koolaid or Popsicles will have that lovely effect!
stepping over the junk said
I just don’t usually think of those things.
Quinten Wolfe said
Amazing the things Hammer knows.
Hammer, thanks! I’ve learned something new.
Scarlet said
So now we know. You provide a great service, Hammer. I’ll be back!